Spring Is Here

[Ian Bell]

As Solomon said in his excellent song, "The voice of the turtle is heard again in the land". It's been a long winter up here, but the last bit of piled snow melted on the weekend, the temperature and humidity shot up, and the bridges of my tackheads are sinking into their skins like fat men on trampolines. I don't mind saying I'm feeling a little conflicted about all this.

[Rob Morrison]

Yes indeed, Ian.  And in a similar vein, from the Bard of Route 66, the Poet of the Prairieland:

 

Spring is sprung

The grass is ris'

But Pa knows how

To keep Ma his...

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